Please accept with no obligation, expressed or implied, my best wishes for
an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the summer solstice holiday,
practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasions
of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious / secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice
not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
year 2002, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Australia great
(not to imply that Australia is greater than any other country or is the only great
country in the southern hemisphere) and without regard to the race, creed,
colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
a.. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.
b.. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.
c.. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the
wishes for herself/himself or others, is void where prohibited by law, and
is revocable as the sole discretion of the wisher.
d.. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance
of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is
limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole
discretion of the wisher.
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